Shake. Shake.

Shake. Shake.

Shake your SENSA!

Shake your SENSA!

Now you can officially shake salty cancer flakes from a little rectangular box no smaller than the bricks we used to call iPods back in the early 2000s.

As easy as: SHAKE, EAT, and LOSE WEIGHT.

This week I cringe for the imbeciles who will be shaking themselves senseless while seemingly turning pizza pies and extra curly fries into treadmills and a few dumbbell reps (no exercise required). Some more clinically-proven bullshit. Another adaptive knack for those still shake shaking their Shake Weights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqBLRydcfIM

“It was just not gonna work if I had to put a whole lot of effort into it.” -Robyn

“The fact that the brain can figure this out before the stomach—that to me was fascinating.” -Dr. Ken

“I can still have chicken nuggets if I want to with the kids or—we can have hot dogs. We can have hamburgers. We can, you know, have spaghetti. And—and pancakes on the weekends. And bacon—you know, I mean—all of it. I can have whatever I want.” -Wendy

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